Now I don't actually have 10 reasons, but I know that blog entries that start 10 reasons ... tend to get picked up more by different search and registration engines. Don't let this stop you reading, because Virgin Media really do suck.

First they take over two reasonably crap companies (NTL and Telewest) to form one rather over trendy and under competent entity. That sucks a bit, but hey - cheaper is better right?

So, here in the UK we have several different ways of getting the same TV channels. There are a few channels that are especially good (since they play the popular shows first) - these are only available by paying. So, I sign up for V+ - an equivalent service Sky+ (the main vendor of the channels).

1) It's damn expensive for what you get. V+ is slow and clunky. The menu system feels like it was written by a first year student and responds like it's running on a ZX spectrum.

Next, a month into my contract, Virgin have some legal wrangle with Sky - essentially Virgin don't want to pay as much for the channels they're reselling. This means Virgin stop offering customers the channels they're paying for.

2) They don't have the right channels. Worse they don't have the channels they originally advertised.

Virgin also offer a phone service, it's a good deal if you're getting the other services like TV anyway. The quality of this phone service is terrible. Calls drop. Audio quality is crap, calls outside of the expected are really really expensive.

3) Their phone service is shockingly bad. Especially given that it's meant to be over cable.

4) They can't work out how caller-id works. I pay for caller ID each month. As yet it's hasn't actually worked. I've tried to cancel it several times but the people who work the call center don't seem to be able cope with the concept (more on them later). They have attempted to indicate that it must be the phone at fault, however the phone has supported caller ID on several other vendors system quite happily.

Virgin Media also offer an internet service. It's very good - it's cable. Thats great. However, it's no where near as fast as it's advertised to be. It's cable - it's meant to be what it says on the tin. It's not.

5) The internet service is slow. Not to mention they try to install a bunch of crap on your machine. Not to mention their technical support don't know anything. Not even their own names it seems. "NTL can I help you...".

Customer service is terrible. Virgin (as in all virgin services) appear to think that playing recorded messages by some faintly sexy sounding northern chick is good enough to solve all problems.

6) They use recorded messages for everything. Even when the message tells you you're about to be put "straight through" to an operator, don't expect to be.

7) When you finally do get through to an operator, most days they're in India. They have no idea what they're talking about and have no power to do anything.

Organization - they don't have any. I'm about to move house, which is what spawned this rant, so I've attempted to cancel my services. I've given them plenty of notice, 2 months. I've only been in my 12 months contract 6 months, so I'll have to pay the rest of the contract off - a whopping 180 quid. Even though Virgin have failed to deliver their contractual agreement, I'll honor mine.

8) Even given Virgin haven't given me the TV channels I'm paying for, or a reliable phone service they are still going to charge me for 6 months contract that I don't want. Can't complain too much about this one, it was part of the contract but I still think it's a bit off.

Anyway, so I eventually arrange for contract to be canceled at the end of this month (July). Surprising, they can calculate instantly how much I'll have to pay off my contract - 6 months - 180 quid!. Well, ok. Fair enough. Business is Business. So we're agreed, service ends at the end of July. You'll send me a bill.

I wake up this morning to find both my TV and Phone not working. I ring up to determine the fault, and after listening to the northern chick for a 15 minutes I get through the guy in India. He asks me some "security questions" - as always things that I could read off my bill and then tells me that all my services have been canceled and hence disconnected. Well, theres a surprise.

9) They're money grabbing bastards. Where the money is concerned they can get it right straight off, however where the practical side is concerned they can't organize shit. Even better *all* my services have been disconnected - yet I seem to be using the internet just fine.

So, he tells me I need to talk to the sales/customer department. I've been through this loop before so I preempt him "let me guess, the customer department isn't open on a Sunday - so there's absolutely nothing I can do". The reply "The customer department is open 9-4 Monday to Friday" - wanker.

10) Customer Focus - they have none. The goal seems to be to screw customers out of every penny, provide sub-standard or non-existent services, when questioned or held accountable send out the under trained under paid brain dead tossers to act dumb and misdirect.

So, I get my hair off, tell the guy he can stick his company, thank him very much and put the phone down.

Now I'm here, expecting my internet connection to drop any moment, trying to relax and vent my anger. It's not working. I want a physical form of virgin media I can take it out on. I might just destroy their set top box.

Heh! It turns out I do have 10 reasons, how convenient. I would strongly advise anyone to steer clear of Virgin-Media. Their service is poor, their customer care is useless and they're low quality for high cost.

Virgin Media is a useless

Virgin Media is a useless crap!! RUN AND DON`T LOOK BACK IF YOU SEE THEIR LOGO!! Useless shit!

Dont tell them the net is

Dont tell them the net is still on!

They're so SHIT you could end upwith it free - they may fuck up in your favour

I'm preparing a pre-legal on them as I'm paying for 20mb & getting 179k due to "traffic shaping" (i.e. throttling!) software.

Gotta say, I'm going to the top now & bypassing the brain-dead CSRs (used to be one, but they'd haveta pay me £150k to go back to that - I know the system like the back off my hand) and unless they fix my friends & familys hassles - BIG day in court!

C*n*s!

All the best mate,

Dx

virgin media is bull sh*t.

virgin media is bull sh*t. its expensive, the company has no common sence i mean why the hell are you going to pay so much when you can get better.
customers services pisses me off the hook nearly broke my own computer.... i really need to do something bad to their company like p*ss on their wall or something.

Had a problem with my Web +

Had a problem with my Web + e-mail connection recently, so I called 150. After the self-congratulatory "This call is ABSOLUTELY FREE!", I got the usual "If you want this, press 1; if you want that, press 2 shite". At no stage in this robotic crap did anyone say "If you want to talk to a real person, press...". At the end, they mention "If you have a problem with broadband internet services, you'll need to 'phone India at 25p per minute". I just re-dialled the 150 number and spoke to the "other options" person, asking to be transferred to their Tech. Support department. Oh, fuck! Couldn't do that! I asked why a telecommunications company had so much bother transferring a call from one line to the other and was told that the Tech. Support line was Premium rate. To which I replied "My point exactly. I'm not paying it to tell you you've got a problem". I was told that I should call it and if the fault wasn't fixed, the call charge would be credited on my next bill. The bill came in today. Guess what? Call charged. Not credited. It was a complete waste of time, anyway. The boy in India or wherever went through his flowchart and told me I didn't have a problem. "Why do you think that grinning bastard Branson keeps you on the subcontinent and won't pay you decent wages? If you and your pals were anywhere near your customers, a mob would invade your call centre and rip your fucking tonsils out". "Please do not use that language", he says. "I'll use whatever language I like, pal. I pay your fucking wages". "Please do not..." "Aw, stick yer heid up yer arse. Oh, it's there already".

By that time I realised that Permagrin actually PREFERS disgruntled customers to satisfied ones, since they'll probably get fooled into staying on the 25p/minute line for longer.

My advice to anyone who gets ripped off by the bastards is just to cancel their bank direct debit and get tv, telephone and Internet somewhere else. I'll be doing that very soon. Well, since Branson did so well out of the capitalist system, he can't very well complain when it bites him in the arse.

They've changed my email

They've changed my email address and/or password without telling me, now i can't even log into my fcuking account and cancel my subscription!!!!!
wake up mr branston you're in a pickle.

Customer Service providers

Customer Service providers are ineffective Bullsh*t!

Customer service is part of the service of your contract. weather it is with a mobile phone or utilites to name but a few. Us the customer`s are supposed to be able to turn too our service provider to resolve any problems you may have about our service, afterall thats what portion of the bill is made up off. this service however, only works if and only if, you query is compliant of the service provider i.e . you are looking to pay them money, tell them how wonderful the service you recieve is, are a new customer, want to increase the content etc..
HOWEVER!! should you have a problem as i had myself with 02 mobile phone provider, i was messed around by the nice people at there call center in Leeds, lied to and decieved. (pretty much like modern relationships in this self indulgent society we dwell in.) when i signed to my contract way back in 2000 i had a lovely lock of blonde hair on my head, these days it would be fare to say there you can find more gray in my head, than you would in a badgers set. I didn`t bank on that added bonuse when i entered in a relationship/contract with them. All this came about from the problems i encountered about my Service provider and the undelightful form of communicatin at there customer service center. the fuckers(customer service operatives and management team) there are not interested in the consumer or our needs, they hate there jobs, dont know if you noticed but customer services have a "Us and Them" mentality (your already on a loser) and if you dare to challenge the bill they concoct lies, even when presented with proof.
The latest endevour was a charge i noticed for a landline call, made from my mobile at the end of last months bill. my minutes available from the last month carried onto the next month were solid proof that i had not encounterd or should encounter any extra financial cost to that months bill. i rang 02 spoke to decent sounding chap (for a change, usually theres attitude and they are trained to word beat you into submission and on this occassin adopted persuasion as there choice of weapon) and he managed to convince me that black was white, i.e. in this case that the evidence was in front of my eyes was wrong and it was a legitimate charge. so far i have not recieved an amended bill. now the cost of the extra charge i noticed was only 5pence this may not seem like alot in old money and it isnt, but its a principle. ask yourself how many people are been hit with these stealth costs in there bills and do not challenge this?.. i imagine if you hit a few million customers with the odd 5pence extra on your bill every month, for twelve months, thats gonna add up to some healthy profit for the 02network if it mainly goes unchallenged and unproved in my case( now i can produce documented evidence to support my case this is not an unprovoked slandour should any beady 02 representive come across this text)..anyway as i was saying theft=extra profit for shareholders =fat bonuses for the company executives at the service providers... now do you see where i am coming from? well let me explain further, the executives are under pressure each and every year to justify there fat pay cheques and earn big bonuses. in order to exploit there ill equipped work force,in this case, the network providers sales and customer service teams and ignorant/gulliable consumers.. bring back nationalisation and before you say it dont work ask yourself why it didnt work and the solution to the problem may present itsself before your very eyes, it has to be a better alternative to what we have now, doesnt it? ..clarence shoehorn (copyright)

Your totally Right about

Your totally Right about Virgin. They do Suck

I got a Virgin Mobile Simcard and got it all registerd to my phone.

they Registered my Email with them and i chose a PassWord

they say its finished and you can now login to your account at Virginmobile.com/shitheadsareconedintoshit/
but when i did try to login it kept coming up with No such email or password has been found! WTF

they sent me a letter with my email and PW just to say its all registered. WTF i still cant login.

Kevin,

Kevin,

I totally agree with your 10 reasons, and can add a couple more on them.
They are certainly bull-sh**ters. I hate calling the call centre abroad, so patronising and they know f-all. The Uk call centre if you do get thru is no better. Waited 62 mins to call a direct line, and then the dude picks up and says its approaching 5.30pm and they will be closing. So not only do they rub you up the wrong way, they also charge you.

I wanted a virgin phone line and bb and was told - no lines were available unless someone moved and gave up their line or 'someone in the street died, freeing up the line' .. their words. So got my line from BT.

After numerous complaints they then resorted to charging me £25 pm for just BB. They say they are rolling out 10mb. Bollocks to that, as i know get 3mb. Thieving ass holes.

If someone stood on my nuts with high heels that would be painful. My experience with virgin/ntl is just as painful. In fact if someone stood on ur nuts it would ache and mind me ok after a few weeks, but with ntl - the pain is ever lasting.
£25 for 3Mb BB...

What pisses me off more is we keep getting letters saying pay £20 for BB and phone. But they dont have a phone line for us, so it seems i'm penalised.

If you speak toa call center member who is just winding u up, chances are his name is Jonathon or Chris (real name krisnathinatwatcuntaa).

Go to O2 broadband and stick two fingers to Virgin.

V I R G I N are C H E A T S!!!

virgin is the biggest load

virgin is the biggest load of fuckin shite i have ever had the misfortune to be involved with, i lose the will to live with their shit pages that dont come up, their shite paypal shite that does not let you pay a fuckin bill without fifteen tries at a user id which they keep telling you is wrong, ive had enough you bastards, stick your virgin media up your fuckin arse.

I pay Virgin Media for the

I pay Virgin Media for the 20mb internet and can't watch a short video on youtube without it stopping every 5 seconds so I trid it at 2 in the morning because they say no one is online so your internet will be faster, it aint. My computer is falling apart now because i've kicked it so many times waiting for a site to load (have to take my anger out on something). My modem started to stop working at night for no reason so I ring the dickheads to find out why so they do the only thing they no what to do and reset the connection and say "we dont see a problem your modem is connected" when it aint because the lights and on. So they decide to come and have a look but I have to wait a week for someone to come out so when they do he says quite quickly "your cable is really old and needs to be changed" so I thought sorted that won't take long "i can't change it i only find out whats wrong someone can come on monday" (6 days away). So i wait and on the monday he comes out and changes all the cable round the house i told him where to put it but no he gets that wrong and makes a mess of it. When he finishes and tries everything the modem doesn't work at all now and he says "i can't sort it i have other jobs" and fucks off leaving me without the internet and another week to wait. The next week they come they changed the cable in the road and it actually worked so i have now got new cable from the modem to the green box out in the road but my internet is still slow as fuck.

New customers avoid them you will take out a contract find out the service is shit and be stook until your contract ends.

Oh god this doesn't seem

Oh god this doesn't seem good. I've long thought about cancelling my tv package with Virgin, as the american garbage on most of the channels is rotting my three year olds brain, and the channel software is certainly up there with the zx spectrum. I did ring once and I simply could not understand the indian woman on the end of the phone. I live in Smethwick incidentally, so I'm quite used to broad indian accents that most of you would consider indecipherable. Anyway I gave up on the call. Shite customer service = customers who can't be bothered with the hassle and so they don't change.

In addition I have just taken them up on the virgin mobile offer, which is a seperate company. The coverage is pathetic, it has to be said. However the cute little thai lady who I spoke to on the phone when I ordered it had me wrapped around her little finger. I'd have probably married her if she'd asked.

Virgin Media cheat you out

Virgin Media cheat you out of your internet speed at night.
When you are on in the day i get about 500k when i'm meant to be getting 20MB, at night time i get about 250k. they cut your speed at night because they think you won't use it and they send your good speed elsewhere.
Also their internet keeps crashing, i have lost count how many times i've had to call the punjabi line and get charged for the shit.
If your modem breaks and you call for a replacement they say, we'll be with you in 7 days. 7 days!!!!!!!!!!!!! you call that service, how the fuck can it take 7 days to come 2 miles down the road and put in a new modem????
Also Virgin PC guard smells worse than the equivilent of shit taking a shit. It makes your computer sooooooooooooooooooo slow. It's almost as bad as windows defender.
The TV channels suck as well, they took away all the sky channels and replace it with their own shitty channel which is much worse.
The only good thing about it for me is that we get free land line calls.

I might ring again tomorrow and ask them y they suck so bad.

STAY AWAY!

i have been with vm for 3

i have been with vm for 3 years and just tried to cancel my contract, and was informed that as i had changed my package 6 months ago i had agreed to a new 12 month contact - which i tried to assure them i hadn't but would they listen - would they shite. the bastards want to charge me £100 to leave, which means i may as well stay until the end of my so called contract. so i put virgin media are shit into google and found this page which has made me at least chuckle again after reading some of the comments. so in february i shall have the pleasure of cancelling my service and i will tell them they are a useless bunch of fuckers and make sure i cancel my dd straight after!

My search was for "virgin

My search was for "virgin media useless fuckers" on Google and I ended up here. Been with them five years on what is meant to be the 20mbit servise (never recieved even a quarter of that speed... interesting). Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from them:

Hello there,

We’ve noticed recently that you’ve been using your Virgin Media Broadband connection to upload and download a lot more than we’d expect.

How this affects you
We’ll be moderating the internet use on your account during peak times for the rest of this week (until Sunday night).
This means that from 4pm to midnight from Monday to Friday, and 10am to midnight on Saturday and Sunday your broadband service will be reduced from up to 8Mb to 80kbps (that’s just faster than a dial-up connection).

Ok... So I'm paying 25 quid a month for 80kbps (thats a bit of a lie too... can't even load webpages without having enough time to make a cup of tea). Anyway, I'll put up with them a little longer then bail out as soon as I can find an ISP that doesn't want me to pay for a full 12 months. I could swear that Virgin never used to be quite so crappy.

I have also had some

I have also had some unbelievably bad experiences with Virgin!

1st off I wanted to upgrade to sentanta to watch some football, this would have cost me £9.99 per month. WHen I called to do this the person at the other end advised me to upgrade to the Large TV package as this included Sentanta but also the extra channels in the large package and was actually cheaper at £8.99 extra. I went for this - two months later I receive a letter saying that I have been paying the wrong amount and that my bill will be adjusted accordingly next time around. I received my new bill and it was put up an extra £12 per month - so thats £20.99 extra per month to upgrade to the large TV channel when all I wanted to do was get sentanta sports!!!!

Next my TV channels disappeared and I received various messages saying my smart card was invalid, not inserted properly, or I haven't subscribed to these channels. I called the helpline - they asked me the message I was seeing on the box at that point in time so they could go and look it up in their book!! They just did not listen when I tried to explain that I could get the channels back by just waiting, or a combination of rebooting and re-inserting the card etc.. They sent 'signals to the TV and the channels appearded.. Next day the issue happens again!! I call again (go through the 7 options) and get answered after about 10mins... Again I tried to explain what had happened - they didn't listen again just asking me for the message on the screen at that exact moment... This time they told me that I will need to reboot after they have sent the signals. I done this and the TV was good for about 2 days....

I found a workaround to get the channels back by resetting, re-inserting and then rebooting. Again I called the helpdesk - got switched to 3 different people and then eventually they agreed to send an engineer! They said I would get a refund for the 10 days that I had been without the TV which was about £2 per day as my bill is £62.50 per month! The engineer arrived and he said immediately that the card is faulty and that they get this problem all the time!! He switched the card and it has been working for a couple of weeks now..

Yesterday I received my bill expecting there to be the refund. What do I find?? My bill has gone UP!! by £1 I was charged £63.50!!!
I reviewed by bill and could see that they have charged me for sky sports 1 and sky sports 2 separately!!! I subscribed to the bundle (which includes 2 extra channels) that is £18 per month , however, because they had F*cked up again and were actually giving me less but charging me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pay for 20mb and get 1mb

I pay for 20mb and get 1mb they are TOTAL SHIT SHIT SHIT AND MORE SHIT. I want to watch a 5min clip on youtube and it keeps stopping every few secs they are so shitttttttt

Where to start. Had one of

Where to start. Had one of their door to door salesmen appear on my door and was looking for home phone and broad band package. They had a deal on so I went for it, worst decision of my life.
Engineer came to fit it, and then promptly said he needed two people for it, buggered off and never came back. Had to rebook them to come out and install it, which they did about a week later. Unfortunately at the junction box the chap crossed the lines and so I could not use the phone for 5 days due to sharing the line with someone else whom was extremely annoyed about it.
End of that month received a bill for over £200 pounds due to calls to Africa, even toughing I know absolutely no one in Africa. Ended up getting the bill scrubbed as it was the guy who I was crossed with whom had been calling relatives in Africa.
Broadband wise, this is going back a bit and I had the 2meg broadband deal which for the whole duration I had it ran at anywhere between 350-550K which is extremely slow. Phoned them up about it and engineer came and took a look in box, and replaced router. Still had the problem. Spent the next 3 weeks on and off their support team to try and find the cause of this problem, which half the time involved talking to people who did not even know what to do or suggest a tracert or ping test. Finally got told its because of a heavy user in the area, which I was under the impression would have had his service cut for such an act, and that they were in the middle of upgrading their servers for their new internet speed service they were bringing out and I had to wait for them to do Birmingham, which was about 2 months away.
Two months passed same problem, was told that it had not been done yet. Another month and still the problem persisted, had a support person on the phone in a heavy Indian accent saying that "I am agreeing with you sir, I am agreeing with you that your internet is very slow", and that’s about it.
Phoned up there customer services to cancel my contract as they were not providing me anywhere near the service I had signed up for and was told that I would have to pay the remaing months costs on my account as I was breaking the contract, when I pointed out it was them in breach of contract and not me I was told that they could not disconnect me without charging me as the system would not let them do it as I was still in contract. So I decided to wait for the contract to expire and went elsewhere for my internet.
Started to receive phone calls on my mobile of virgin asking for my opinions on their service and whenever I told them of my troubles they would hang up and a few days letter get another phone call of them. This persisted for about 1 and a half months until I blocked the phone number they were using.
Finally came to the point where I could cancel my service, Spoke to a disinterested women about cancelling my account, never received a confirmation letter or bill for the next two months except for what I presumed would be my final bill which I paid. I did not pay by direct debit but used to phone up and use my debit card. About two months later get a phone call of them saying that I owe them 80+ pounds for unpaid bills and when I pointed out that I had cancelled my service was told that there was no records of this or me phoning them up in that time frame on their system and that I would have to pay these bills and late payment charges to cancel my contract again.
Now with Sky and could not be happier, had excellent service from the start.

Virgin media is just one con

Virgin media is just one con after another.

they sold me 20mg broadband, which is actually 20 mg until they reach a limit then its 5mg.

the sold me talk unlimited, which is actually talk for 1 hour.

I have never met such a useless company in all my life.

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT THEY SELL WHICH IS TRUE?

I bet none of them are virgins either?

Look at this! Virgin has a

Look at this! Virgin has a support email address and you are explicitly asked to contact them there when you encounter the error message (see below) on their support form pages. But when you try to inform them about the error an automated reply is sent in which you are told to contact Virgin through the support forms. Yep, through the one that's not working.

Nice work Virgin, now you don't have to worry about those stupid customers, ever, right?

"Dear Virgin Media,

I get this error message when I try to use the general enquiry form at https://help2.virginmedia.com/assets/customer_zone/genenqformCZ.html

Software error:

Can't locate Crypt/Blowfish.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/perl5/5.8.4/lib/sun4-solaris-64int /usr/perl5/5.8.4/lib /usr/perl5/site_perl/5.8.4/sun4-solaris-64int /usr/perl5/site_perl/5.8.4 /usr/perl5/site_perl /usr/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.4/sun4-solaris-64int /usr/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.4 /usr/perl5/vendor_perl .) at /opt/htdocs/help2.virginmedia.com/cgi-bin/formactions/new_kanamail.pl line 10.
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /opt/htdocs/help2.virginmedia.com/cgi-bin/formactions/new_kanamail.pl line 10.

For help, please send mail to the webmaster (support@virginmedia.com), giving this error message and the time and date of the error.

Auto-reply from support@virginmedia.com
to me

Hi there,

Thanks for your email. You'll find plenty of helpful support information at virginmedia.com or alternatively e-mail us directly using the online support forms (sorry, we don't take queries via this e-mail address). Just go to virginmedia.com and click on "contact us" (the link is right at the bottom of the screen). It will only take a couple of minutes to fill out - and once we know more, we can get on the case and sort out your problem.

You'll also find a list of useful telephone numbers if you really need to talk to the team.

Kind regards,
The Virgin Media Team"